Callsign: Mikjall
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Last Updated 19/08/2023 3:11:42 PM
AK105 (APS)
Zenitco Hand Guard and stock, 18:1, 11v, 27k motor, AK Gels
Bare Hands
“I like to watch the fear in their eyes as I run away”
Death
- Can consume 67 full bananas in the space of 12.52 minutes, skins and all.
- Never gets frightened of the toast popping up, not ever.
- Once beat a man to death simply by singing the “Fresh Prince of Bel Air” theme song.
- Can hold his breath for 35 minutes, every 5 minutes.
If you have any questions relating to why racism might be the cure to cancer, ask Mikjall!
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